FORGED IN A CRUCIBLE OF MISCHIEF AND MADNESS, WE CLAWED OUR WAY FORTH THROUGH THE COLD AND THE SADNESS. ANCIENT AND AGELESS, WE'RE CREATURES FROM AFAR. OUR WORLD BEFUDDLES - SO CROOKED AND BIZARRE.

WE WATCH WITH CHAGRIN AS YOUR KIND STUMBLES FORWARD. NO BETTER THAN CATTLE, ONLY DOING AS YOU'RE ORDERED. IN PLACES UNSEEN, WE PRACTICE FOUL MAGIC. COMPELLING YOU UNTO ACTIONS MOST TRAGIC. WE OBSERVE AS YOU COWER, OVERFLOWING WITH DREAD.

WE LURK IN THE DARK, MAYBE EVEN UNDER YOUR BED. KNOWN BY THOSE SEEKING REDEMPTION, AS THE MIGHTY, THE POWERFUL, THE AMBIVALENT GREMLINS.